March 25, 2010

Reminization: Twistable Turnable Man

Spring is here..Rainy days happen.
Enjoy this yumminess in times of need.

Twistable Turnable Man

 He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.
He can crawl in your pocket or fit your locket
Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,
Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller,
Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller,
Yes he can, course he can,
He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Shrinkable Man.
And he lives a passable life
With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable
Pullable Tugable Wife.
And they have two twistable kids
Who bend up the way that they did.
And they turn and they stretch
Just as much as they can
For this Bendable Foldable
Easily moldable
Buy-what you're-soldable
Washable Mendable
Highly Dependable
Buyable Saleable
Always available
Bounceable Shakeable
Almost unbreakable
Twistable Turnable Man.

The Vintage Wondergirl


Alli said...

Do you know how I STILL have this poem committed to memory, some 20some-odd years later??!

FunkyFanny's Vintage said...

OMG Alli! ME TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!That's Amazing!!!Thanks for reading!

Big Brooklyn Hugs..

The Vintage Wondergirl