FunkyFanny's is Missbehavin again..

The new Missbehave Mag is hot off the presses...and not only is the adorable "BigLove-in" Chloe Sevigny on the cover, but FunkyFanny's is lacin' designer Erin Magee,the force behind clothing line MadeMe.

FunkyFanny's green mesh football tee looks a-freakin-dorable alongside those suh-lammin

MadeMe leggings and  Cubannie Links jewels...YUMMINESS all around..

Shout out to 2 of my Fav chicas..photog Marley Kate  and stylist Rose Garcia for makin FF look so darn good yet again...

crazy week...

we'll be back soon..miss ya..luv ya..mean it..bye :-)

I Mean REALLY people!!!

I know that Holiday sales are SOOO exciting and getting that last Cabbage Patch,Wii Fit,or Fuzzy Leopard Slippers for $1.99 is unheard of...but REALLY!!!!!!!...Anytime folks are gettin trampled for a TV, I think we should all take a step back,remember the reason for the season, and take it down a thousand..GEESH!!!!!

R.I.P dear Walmart worker..

To all the people responsible..you should be DAMN ASHAMED of yourselves!!!!!!!!!I know a recession is amongst us and Dough is tight for us all,but DAMN...it aint worth a life..

Ok..please continue on with your holiday shopping whilst playing nice..

As appalled as appalled can be,

-TheFunkyFanny

Great Space Coaster..Where art thou?

"It's the Great Space coaster..get on board..on the Great Space Coaster......Get on board..step inside..soarin for a magic ride..."

Oh Great Space Coaster ,why'd you leave me???..With your Banana lovin Goriddle Gorilla,Knock Knock and her fuzzy pink mane, and Super Swifty Speed Reader..

And OF COURSE,a walk down GSC lane will never be complete without a nod to the ever so incomparable wildebeesty Gary Gnu, and his No Gnews is Good Gnews show..

We miss ya and will "Gnever" forget ya....Big "GNew York" hugs..~The FunkyFanny :-)

The President and First Lady.

I too..like many others am speechless..

So instead of getting carried away with a long drawn out commentary on WHY this moment is so life-changing,exciting,unbelievable,monumental,and dope as hell..I thought I'd officially begin what I'm sure will be one of my Favorite weekly offerings..

I present to you,the First in a series...HAIKU 5-7-5 by The FunkyFanny...

• Barack Obama
• Your grace and class make me smile
• The sun shines so bright

• Instead of a Dog
  
• Add a Llama to the Fam
• Llama Obama
  

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Go green...everybodys doin it....

Strollin thru BK..I saw this cutie patootie...When I asked the owner why the green mohawk??His response was "Oh,cuz he's an environmentalist"!!! PRICELESS!!!!

Reminization......

Let's get down to the gristle of who the FunkyFanny a.k.a the Vintage Wondergirl is...Part of who I am and what I do (Slang the Yummiest Vintage OF COURSSSSE!!!) is based on some pretty dope memories of things like HipHop, Street Culture,Fashion, and Urban Living at its best ..So in the spirit of all of that goodness,I offer a peek into the contents of my twisted lil mind, with a new tidbit called Reminization...Rememberances of dope ISH past...


EMERALD CITY stand up!!!

One of the many reasons I love urban living.....

where else can u get a ponytail for $1.99.....unbeweavable...

Joanie....Have you seen Margaret?!?

I was strollin thru my hood today and I overheard somebody yell "Joanie...Have you seen Margaret?"..

And of course my mind was instantly takin back to childhood memories of one of my FAV books...

BIG UP!!! to Judy Blume for makin a difference in my otherwise super hectic 6th grade experience...

AnnaAnnaAnna...the sculpting world is HELLA LUCKY!!!!!

So......My beloved AnnaAnnaAnna is movin on to bigger and more sculptor-y things...We bid her adieu and wish her LOADS of success in taking over the world.....BIG BROOKLYN HUGS always mamacita...

The essence of cool......

Just what in the H-E-double hockey sticks is goin on?!?!?!?...

First The MacMan now Sir Isaac Hayes...

At FunkyFanny's, we like to honor lost ones with poignant memories of their greatness..

For all of the FierceFanny's who know the bizness...here's a lil piece of magic and for the "younger" Fanny's peep the swagger and gear of A BAD MUTHA..SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!



And for the FeistyFanny's here's a lil tidbit for you...Sir Isaac as Chef..



As always...Team FunkyFanny sends our prayers and condolences to his family....

Rest in Peace Sir.................

I Aint Scared o' you M*thafuckas!!!!!!!

The old country folks say "The Lord takes the good ones first"..and who knows why what happens happens..But one thing for sure..We will surely miss you Bernie!!! As a born and raised Chi-town girl,you will always have a special place in my heart...SOOOOUTHSIIIIIIIDE!!!!

Fly gracefully playa and show em how to wear gators up there...I'll meet ya one day with a quarter white from Harold's :-)....

WHO U WIT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Anna Montana......

Sighhhhhhhhh....The time is coming soon..(Anybody got superpowers to stop time?!?) The celebration of Anna's next lifestep towards Super Sculptordom...Here's a few of my FAV pics of her in all her glory...enjoy..

rock dat grill gurl.................
slangin the goodness....
feliz cumpleaños.......

Get ya Queen Tut on...

Just finished watchin Wendy (if you gotta ask fuggetaboutit!!!)..HOW U DOIN?!?!?! and this lady stands up to "Ask Wendy" her most valued question..She commences to going ON and ON and ON about makin more $$ than her hubby and how he's insecure bcuz of it ,and blah blah blah, THEN.... She (The Chatty Kathy) mumbles sumthin bout a "GOLD LEAF FACIAL"..WELL daaahhlings, my SpaJunkie ears perked RIGHT UP!!!...Here's the lowdown on this FABULICIOUS treatment...

The face is covered in a sheet of 24 carat gold, in the hopes that it will absorb some of the precious metal’s properties.

Japanese firm Umo, who created the treatment, claims that by laying gold leaf onto the face, consumers can benefit from natural skin rejuvenation, firmer skin and a reduction in wrinkles.The shining gold face mask also provides a bright complexion, according to the company.

Well,I'll be damned..All these years I've been headin over to Mario Badescu to get my facials on and I coulda been meltin down Doorknockers and slatherin em on?!?Okayyyyy!!!Maybe that is a WEE bit ghetto of me?!?!

What's your Favorite spa treatment?

YUM-OLA!!!!!!!

I luuuuvvvvvv sweet treats...Any kinda treats really...Cookies,Cupcakes,Ice Cream, Brownies, Banana Now-n-Laters etc etc (Damn that made my mouth water)...So imagine my surprise when FunkyFanny Team member Katelyn brought these treats to work....yummmmmm...and yes..we DEMOLISHED them immediately..Thanks Kate... BIG HUGS..

Marty mar loves the kids......

One of my FAV chicas and FF client extraordinaire, Shyvonne, is part of an organization that's doin AMAZING things for underprivileged kids...And even though I'm missing their event AGAIN (AAARGGGGGH!!!!!!) I thought I'd pass along the yumminess...Stop by and get your No1sdoneitright on....

DE-LISHHHHHHHHH........

I'm just like alot of other folks...A wee bit suspect of Politics,but hopeful nonetheless..I dream the dream too,ya know..and with Obama closer than ever (YES WE CAN!!!!!)..I offer a peek into one of the most AMAZING displays of Patriotism I've ever tasted..Lovingly prepared by one of my FAV people and FF client,Roberta,the QUEEN of Deviled eggs and Rice Krispie treats.....Feast your eyes on deliciousness....

tres chic........

So my assistant Anna found these in Soho...Hilarious right?!? HOTNESS...

june third was a great day......

What a splendid day it was..Wakin up in paradise..Enjoyin my FAV things with my FAV person..History bein made when Obama seized the Democratic nomination and headin to our final destination...San Francisco...

2 years of bein Mr. and Mrs....Unbelievable how fast time flies...As this journey comes to an end....Thanks for sharin the neverending chronicles of a day in the life of The FunkyFanny :-)





































































the end...

Fanny does Santa Cruz...

After leaving Big Sur,I was absolutely convinced that it couldn't possibly get any better(for real this time)..Decided to drive thru Santa Cruz to see what it had to offer...

Well chicas,Santa Cruz is forever alright with me...

It offered 3..yep count em 1..2..3.. of my FAVORITE things in the World..

Cole's BBQ....I'm not too much of a meatie,but French Fries with BBQ sauce is a delicious treat anytime...YUM..And hubby demolished some ribs...





Can you believe that for the 2nd time in 2 days I think I've died and gone to heaven!!How is that possible?!?

As we pulled into the parking lot,this Unbelievable Specimen of Automotive Genius greeted us...A Crisp,White,Super Sexy,Totally Fuckin Awesome, '68 Chevelle!!!!!


THEN.....As we left our feast,lickin our fingers of course,we stumbled upon a 7-11..and you know what that means.....COLA AND CHERRRY SLURPEEEEEEEEEEEE..............




My FAV food,car,and drink all in one place..I was soooo overwhelmed with all of that excitement,it was like Prince walked right up to me and started singin Raspberry Beret(OK,maybe that's a reach,but you catch my drift)...



T.G.F.S.C......Thank God For Santa Cruz!!

Think I just died & went to heaven....

I must admit..For a "City Girl" like me, drivin thru the winding mountains leading to Big Sur was not a good look for my belly..Amazingly Beautiful but curvy nonetheless..
(queasy stomach is NOT a chic look for a fashionista like myself and with all those mountainous mountains...EEK..I'm SURE there's lions and tigers and bears OH MY!!!

Not knowing of the goodness that Big Sur held...Imagine my delight when we arrived at our "one night in paradise super duper anniversary treat"...

3 Words sugars...POST RANCH INN!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure my life will never be the same...


peep the owners...Luci & Bill Post,(who by the way, STILL leads the nature walks around the property!!!) Look @ Luci in the ILL Vintage frock..LUVS IT!!!

Just wondering?

If you didn't know Team FunkyFanny is totally into Cosmicity, Harmony, Peace,Goodness and all that other good stuff (except when u need to crack a chicks kneecaps for STEALIN your ideas,man,or anything else valuable..a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!!!)

So imagine my surprise when driving from Santa Barbara I saw this...



















So my question to you is..........why do so few people live in harmony?..discuss..

Nuff said.......

War Sucks...From Education...From the Earth...From Healthcare..From Humanity....Bring our troops home safely!!!!!!!










(Insert Vintage Wondergirl stepping down from her soapbox)..

Fanny does San Diego...

a few things i realized while funkyfannytizin in san diego...

• i am in love with this amazing moss arrangement at The Ivy
  
• i miss the hootie hoooo days (yes..the funkyfanny was once a hooters girl...i know!!!!)..extra crispy,double dipped,hot buffalo shrimp..yummmm
  
• ya never know when u'r gonna need more bingo supplies
• glow in the dark putt putt is total awesomeness!!!!
• ya girls got MAD skee-ball skills

A Chubby Checker and A Buddy Holly......

So..I'm officially moving to Yermo,CA...I know,I had never heard of it either..But I'm sure my life will never be the same after I visited Peggy Sue's 50's diner....



2 words....CHERRY COLA!!!!!!!...
With a menu of treats like a "Chubby Checker" or a "Buddy Holly" and a Fortune tellin Elvis, this is my kinda joint..

drivin thru the mojave desert....

and the heavens opened up to reveal.....Backspin...and just like a crackhead after that first rock..i was hooked!!!(somebody call dr.drew)...

channel 43 in case ur ears need a treat today..check the playlist....

• passin me by..the pharcyde
• call me d.nice..d-nice
• how u like me now...kool moe dee
• peter piper...run d.m.c.
• gin n juice...snoop d.o.double
• tha crossroads...bone thugs n harmony
• mama said knock u out...ladieslovecooljames
• rumpshaker...wreckx n effect
• the bridge is over...boogiedownproductions

ANNNNNNDDDDDDD last but def not least..... at 4:05 p.m.........



BACKSPIN will you come to the commune & marry me??..k..thanks!!!

vegas 2 palm springs...

What a dope voyage this is gonna be...still can't believe hubbykins DARES to take it alone with me..with all the singin,random burps, and happiness outbursts that are bound to happen..poor fella..heehee..BTW...Sirius radio is my new bff..

here's a few tidbits from my trusty skribblepad....

• 1:41 p.m....50's house just burned down..(Channel 28 Faction Radio)WTF?!?suspicious fire?!? riiiiiightttt...

• so you think you can f*ck wit me..recognize bitch...jtothez... My sentiments EXACTLY Hovito..

• & THENNNNNNN at 1:54 p.m...THIS CLASSIC crept thru the airwaves
  

SAY WORRRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

• 2:46 p.m.....As you can see, most definitely........
  We are FRESH.. Chill Will FRESH..Barry B is FRESH..Ricky D is FRESH...
  And I am, the Original Human Beatbox,The Entertainer, Doug E!!!!!!....FRESHHHHHH
  

All good things must come to an end...

What a lovely steamy 100 degree morning it is in the city of no sleep...

Time to get movin..Hit the road jack...Be one with the open road...Head em up and move em out...(you get the picture ;-) ...

Adios Sin City...HELLO Pacific Coast Highway!!!!!!!!!vrooooooooom....


audi fivethousand g...

mucho mas vegas..

One of my guilty pleasures of the moment is the Girls Next Door..I love how in a weird dysfunctional sorority girl kinda way they all seem to fit...Kendra's tomboy steez,Bridget's smarty pants,and Holly..well..Holly pretty much just houses them bitches..Of course I can't leave out HEF...love his "CHI-town born" swagger (SOUTHSIIIIIIDE!!!!!)....So imagine my delight when I came back from FunkyFannytizing and hubbykins had copped this bobbleheaded deliciousness for me.....(note to self: Scout out a Vintage Burgundy Velvet Smoking Jacket for hubbykins so he can channel his inner nudie empire mogul)

LV..LV..LV..LV

Waaaaay too much Rose' last night..Hit the tables at the Playboy club,Wheel of Fortune slots and a 8 a.m. wake up call..Soooo ex-shmausted!!!(Not too tired for shoppin though..heehee)..

Here's a sneak peek of some of the yumminess Vegas had to offer...


fringe,polka dots,plaid,lame',batik,velvet,acid washed,leopard...

















quilted,snakeskin,stripes,paintsplash,jellies,gemstones,cutouts...

PACIFIC COAST OR BUST.......

O-Freakin-M-Freakin-G!!!!!!!!!..I'm HELLA excited...Just made it to Sin City to start my Anniversary trip with Hubbykins..Our 2nd year of wedded bliss..WOOHOO!!! and of course Vegas = loads of Shoppin Shoppin Shoppin!!

We get it crackin at one of our FAV spots.. The Palms..Shout out to Mr.Personality and friend of the fam, Trent Allen Parks..

It's gonna be a loooong night..More FF tidbits coming soon..Ciao for now...