One of the many reasons I love urban living.....

where else can u get a ponytail for $1.99.....unbeweavable...

Joanie....Have you seen Margaret?!?

I was strollin thru my hood today and I overheard somebody yell "Joanie...Have you seen Margaret?"..

And of course my mind was instantly takin back to childhood memories of one of my FAV books...

BIG UP!!! to Judy Blume for makin a difference in my otherwise super hectic 6th grade experience...

AnnaAnnaAnna...the sculpting world is HELLA LUCKY!!!!!

So......My beloved AnnaAnnaAnna is movin on to bigger and more sculptor-y things...We bid her adieu and wish her LOADS of success in taking over the world.....BIG BROOKLYN HUGS always mamacita...

The essence of cool......

Just what in the H-E-double hockey sticks is goin on?!?!?!?...

First The MacMan now Sir Isaac Hayes...

At FunkyFanny's, we like to honor lost ones with poignant memories of their greatness..

For all of the FierceFanny's who know the bizness...here's a lil piece of magic and for the "younger" Fanny's peep the swagger and gear of A BAD MUTHA..SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!



And for the FeistyFanny's here's a lil tidbit for you...Sir Isaac as Chef..



As always...Team FunkyFanny sends our prayers and condolences to his family....

Rest in Peace Sir.................

I Aint Scared o' you M*thafuckas!!!!!!!

The old country folks say "The Lord takes the good ones first"..and who knows why what happens happens..But one thing for sure..We will surely miss you Bernie!!! As a born and raised Chi-town girl,you will always have a special place in my heart...SOOOOUTHSIIIIIIIDE!!!!

Fly gracefully playa and show em how to wear gators up there...I'll meet ya one day with a quarter white from Harold's :-)....

WHO U WIT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Anna Montana......

Sighhhhhhhhh....The time is coming soon..(Anybody got superpowers to stop time?!?) The celebration of Anna's next lifestep towards Super Sculptordom...Here's a few of my FAV pics of her in all her glory...enjoy..

rock dat grill gurl.................
slangin the goodness....
feliz cumpleaños.......

Get ya Queen Tut on...

Just finished watchin Wendy (if you gotta ask fuggetaboutit!!!)..HOW U DOIN?!?!?! and this lady stands up to "Ask Wendy" her most valued question..She commences to going ON and ON and ON about makin more $$ than her hubby and how he's insecure bcuz of it ,and blah blah blah, THEN.... She (The Chatty Kathy) mumbles sumthin bout a "GOLD LEAF FACIAL"..WELL daaahhlings, my SpaJunkie ears perked RIGHT UP!!!...Here's the lowdown on this FABULICIOUS treatment...

The face is covered in a sheet of 24 carat gold, in the hopes that it will absorb some of the precious metal’s properties.

Japanese firm Umo, who created the treatment, claims that by laying gold leaf onto the face, consumers can benefit from natural skin rejuvenation, firmer skin and a reduction in wrinkles.The shining gold face mask also provides a bright complexion, according to the company.

Well,I'll be damned..All these years I've been headin over to Mario Badescu to get my facials on and I coulda been meltin down Doorknockers and slatherin em on?!?Okayyyyy!!!Maybe that is a WEE bit ghetto of me?!?!

What's your Favorite spa treatment?

YUM-OLA!!!!!!!

I luuuuvvvvvv sweet treats...Any kinda treats really...Cookies,Cupcakes,Ice Cream, Brownies, Banana Now-n-Laters etc etc (Damn that made my mouth water)...So imagine my surprise when FunkyFanny Team member Katelyn brought these treats to work....yummmmmm...and yes..we DEMOLISHED them immediately..Thanks Kate... BIG HUGS..

Marty mar loves the kids......

One of my FAV chicas and FF client extraordinaire, Shyvonne, is part of an organization that's doin AMAZING things for underprivileged kids...And even though I'm missing their event AGAIN (AAARGGGGGH!!!!!!) I thought I'd pass along the yumminess...Stop by and get your No1sdoneitright on....

DE-LISHHHHHHHHH........

I'm just like alot of other folks...A wee bit suspect of Politics,but hopeful nonetheless..I dream the dream too,ya know..and with Obama closer than ever (YES WE CAN!!!!!)..I offer a peek into one of the most AMAZING displays of Patriotism I've ever tasted..Lovingly prepared by one of my FAV people and FF client,Roberta,the QUEEN of Deviled eggs and Rice Krispie treats.....Feast your eyes on deliciousness....

tres chic........

So my assistant Anna found these in Soho...Hilarious right?!? HOTNESS...

june third was a great day......

What a splendid day it was..Wakin up in paradise..Enjoyin my FAV things with my FAV person..History bein made when Obama seized the Democratic nomination and headin to our final destination...San Francisco...

2 years of bein Mr. and Mrs....Unbelievable how fast time flies...As this journey comes to an end....Thanks for sharin the neverending chronicles of a day in the life of The FunkyFanny :-)





































































the end...

Fanny does Santa Cruz...

After leaving Big Sur,I was absolutely convinced that it couldn't possibly get any better(for real this time)..Decided to drive thru Santa Cruz to see what it had to offer...

Well chicas,Santa Cruz is forever alright with me...

It offered 3..yep count em 1..2..3.. of my FAVORITE things in the World..

Cole's BBQ....I'm not too much of a meatie,but French Fries with BBQ sauce is a delicious treat anytime...YUM..And hubby demolished some ribs...





Can you believe that for the 2nd time in 2 days I think I've died and gone to heaven!!How is that possible?!?

As we pulled into the parking lot,this Unbelievable Specimen of Automotive Genius greeted us...A Crisp,White,Super Sexy,Totally Fuckin Awesome, '68 Chevelle!!!!!


THEN.....As we left our feast,lickin our fingers of course,we stumbled upon a 7-11..and you know what that means.....COLA AND CHERRRY SLURPEEEEEEEEEEEE..............




My FAV food,car,and drink all in one place..I was soooo overwhelmed with all of that excitement,it was like Prince walked right up to me and started singin Raspberry Beret(OK,maybe that's a reach,but you catch my drift)...



T.G.F.S.C......Thank God For Santa Cruz!!

Think I just died & went to heaven....

I must admit..For a "City Girl" like me, drivin thru the winding mountains leading to Big Sur was not a good look for my belly..Amazingly Beautiful but curvy nonetheless..
(queasy stomach is NOT a chic look for a fashionista like myself and with all those mountainous mountains...EEK..I'm SURE there's lions and tigers and bears OH MY!!!

Not knowing of the goodness that Big Sur held...Imagine my delight when we arrived at our "one night in paradise super duper anniversary treat"...

3 Words sugars...POST RANCH INN!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure my life will never be the same...


peep the owners...Luci & Bill Post,(who by the way, STILL leads the nature walks around the property!!!) Look @ Luci in the ILL Vintage frock..LUVS IT!!!

Just wondering?

If you didn't know Team FunkyFanny is totally into Cosmicity, Harmony, Peace,Goodness and all that other good stuff (except when u need to crack a chicks kneecaps for STEALIN your ideas,man,or anything else valuable..a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!!!)

So imagine my surprise when driving from Santa Barbara I saw this...



















So my question to you is..........why do so few people live in harmony?..discuss..