tres chic........

So my assistant Anna found these in Soho...Hilarious right?!? HOTNESS...

june third was a great day......

What a splendid day it was..Wakin up in paradise..Enjoyin my FAV things with my FAV person..History bein made when Obama seized the Democratic nomination and headin to our final destination...San Francisco...

2 years of bein Mr. and Mrs....Unbelievable how fast time flies...As this journey comes to an end....Thanks for sharin the neverending chronicles of a day in the life of The FunkyFanny :-)





































































the end...

Fanny does Santa Cruz...

After leaving Big Sur,I was absolutely convinced that it couldn't possibly get any better(for real this time)..Decided to drive thru Santa Cruz to see what it had to offer...

Well chicas,Santa Cruz is forever alright with me...

It offered 3..yep count em 1..2..3.. of my FAVORITE things in the World..

Cole's BBQ....I'm not too much of a meatie,but French Fries with BBQ sauce is a delicious treat anytime...YUM..And hubby demolished some ribs...





Can you believe that for the 2nd time in 2 days I think I've died and gone to heaven!!How is that possible?!?

As we pulled into the parking lot,this Unbelievable Specimen of Automotive Genius greeted us...A Crisp,White,Super Sexy,Totally Fuckin Awesome, '68 Chevelle!!!!!


THEN.....As we left our feast,lickin our fingers of course,we stumbled upon a 7-11..and you know what that means.....COLA AND CHERRRY SLURPEEEEEEEEEEEE..............




My FAV food,car,and drink all in one place..I was soooo overwhelmed with all of that excitement,it was like Prince walked right up to me and started singin Raspberry Beret(OK,maybe that's a reach,but you catch my drift)...



T.G.F.S.C......Thank God For Santa Cruz!!

Think I just died & went to heaven....

I must admit..For a "City Girl" like me, drivin thru the winding mountains leading to Big Sur was not a good look for my belly..Amazingly Beautiful but curvy nonetheless..
(queasy stomach is NOT a chic look for a fashionista like myself and with all those mountainous mountains...EEK..I'm SURE there's lions and tigers and bears OH MY!!!

Not knowing of the goodness that Big Sur held...Imagine my delight when we arrived at our "one night in paradise super duper anniversary treat"...

3 Words sugars...POST RANCH INN!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure my life will never be the same...


peep the owners...Luci & Bill Post,(who by the way, STILL leads the nature walks around the property!!!) Look @ Luci in the ILL Vintage frock..LUVS IT!!!

Just wondering?

If you didn't know Team FunkyFanny is totally into Cosmicity, Harmony, Peace,Goodness and all that other good stuff (except when u need to crack a chicks kneecaps for STEALIN your ideas,man,or anything else valuable..a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!!!)

So imagine my surprise when driving from Santa Barbara I saw this...



















So my question to you is..........why do so few people live in harmony?..discuss..

Nuff said.......

War Sucks...From Education...From the Earth...From Healthcare..From Humanity....Bring our troops home safely!!!!!!!










(Insert Vintage Wondergirl stepping down from her soapbox)..

Fanny does San Diego...

a few things i realized while funkyfannytizin in san diego...

• i am in love with this amazing moss arrangement at The Ivy
  
• i miss the hootie hoooo days (yes..the funkyfanny was once a hooters girl...i know!!!!)..extra crispy,double dipped,hot buffalo shrimp..yummmm
  
• ya never know when u'r gonna need more bingo supplies
• glow in the dark putt putt is total awesomeness!!!!
• ya girls got MAD skee-ball skills

A Chubby Checker and A Buddy Holly......

So..I'm officially moving to Yermo,CA...I know,I had never heard of it either..But I'm sure my life will never be the same after I visited Peggy Sue's 50's diner....



2 words....CHERRY COLA!!!!!!!...
With a menu of treats like a "Chubby Checker" or a "Buddy Holly" and a Fortune tellin Elvis, this is my kinda joint..

drivin thru the mojave desert....

and the heavens opened up to reveal.....Backspin...and just like a crackhead after that first rock..i was hooked!!!(somebody call dr.drew)...

channel 43 in case ur ears need a treat today..check the playlist....

• passin me by..the pharcyde
• call me d.nice..d-nice
• how u like me now...kool moe dee
• peter piper...run d.m.c.
• gin n juice...snoop d.o.double
• tha crossroads...bone thugs n harmony
• mama said knock u out...ladieslovecooljames
• rumpshaker...wreckx n effect
• the bridge is over...boogiedownproductions

ANNNNNNDDDDDDD last but def not least..... at 4:05 p.m.........



BACKSPIN will you come to the commune & marry me??..k..thanks!!!

vegas 2 palm springs...

What a dope voyage this is gonna be...still can't believe hubbykins DARES to take it alone with me..with all the singin,random burps, and happiness outbursts that are bound to happen..poor fella..heehee..BTW...Sirius radio is my new bff..

here's a few tidbits from my trusty skribblepad....

• 1:41 p.m....50's house just burned down..(Channel 28 Faction Radio)WTF?!?suspicious fire?!? riiiiiightttt...

• so you think you can f*ck wit me..recognize bitch...jtothez... My sentiments EXACTLY Hovito..

• & THENNNNNNN at 1:54 p.m...THIS CLASSIC crept thru the airwaves
  

SAY WORRRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

• 2:46 p.m.....As you can see, most definitely........
  We are FRESH.. Chill Will FRESH..Barry B is FRESH..Ricky D is FRESH...
  And I am, the Original Human Beatbox,The Entertainer, Doug E!!!!!!....FRESHHHHHH
  

All good things must come to an end...

What a lovely steamy 100 degree morning it is in the city of no sleep...

Time to get movin..Hit the road jack...Be one with the open road...Head em up and move em out...(you get the picture ;-) ...

Adios Sin City...HELLO Pacific Coast Highway!!!!!!!!!vrooooooooom....


audi fivethousand g...

mucho mas vegas..

One of my guilty pleasures of the moment is the Girls Next Door..I love how in a weird dysfunctional sorority girl kinda way they all seem to fit...Kendra's tomboy steez,Bridget's smarty pants,and Holly..well..Holly pretty much just houses them bitches..Of course I can't leave out HEF...love his "CHI-town born" swagger (SOUTHSIIIIIIDE!!!!!)....So imagine my delight when I came back from FunkyFannytizing and hubbykins had copped this bobbleheaded deliciousness for me.....(note to self: Scout out a Vintage Burgundy Velvet Smoking Jacket for hubbykins so he can channel his inner nudie empire mogul)

LV..LV..LV..LV

Waaaaay too much Rose' last night..Hit the tables at the Playboy club,Wheel of Fortune slots and a 8 a.m. wake up call..Soooo ex-shmausted!!!(Not too tired for shoppin though..heehee)..

Here's a sneak peek of some of the yumminess Vegas had to offer...


fringe,polka dots,plaid,lame',batik,velvet,acid washed,leopard...

















quilted,snakeskin,stripes,paintsplash,jellies,gemstones,cutouts...

PACIFIC COAST OR BUST.......

O-Freakin-M-Freakin-G!!!!!!!!!..I'm HELLA excited...Just made it to Sin City to start my Anniversary trip with Hubbykins..Our 2nd year of wedded bliss..WOOHOO!!! and of course Vegas = loads of Shoppin Shoppin Shoppin!!

We get it crackin at one of our FAV spots.. The Palms..Shout out to Mr.Personality and friend of the fam, Trent Allen Parks..

It's gonna be a loooong night..More FF tidbits coming soon..Ciao for now...

Say Word !!!!!

Hubbykins just showed me this and I almost pee'd my (uniformed) cargo pants...