I Mean REALLY people!!!

I know that Holiday sales are SOOO exciting and getting that last Cabbage Patch,Wii Fit,or Fuzzy Leopard Slippers for $1.99 is unheard of...but REALLY!!!!!!!...Anytime folks are gettin trampled for a TV, I think we should all take a step back,remember the reason for the season, and take it down a thousand..GEESH!!!!!

R.I.P dear Walmart worker..

To all the people responsible..you should be DAMN ASHAMED of yourselves!!!!!!!!!I know a recession is amongst us and Dough is tight for us all,but DAMN...it aint worth a life..

Ok..please continue on with your holiday shopping whilst playing nice..

As appalled as appalled can be,

-TheFunkyFanny

Great Space Coaster..Where art thou?

"It's the Great Space coaster..get on board..on the Great Space Coaster......Get on board..step inside..soarin for a magic ride..."

Oh Great Space Coaster ,why'd you leave me???..With your Banana lovin Goriddle Gorilla,Knock Knock and her fuzzy pink mane, and Super Swifty Speed Reader..

And OF COURSE,a walk down GSC lane will never be complete without a nod to the ever so incomparable wildebeesty Gary Gnu, and his No Gnews is Good Gnews show..

We miss ya and will "Gnever" forget ya....Big "GNew York" hugs..~The FunkyFanny :-)

The President and First Lady.

I too..like many others am speechless..

So instead of getting carried away with a long drawn out commentary on WHY this moment is so life-changing,exciting,unbelievable,monumental,and dope as hell..I thought I'd officially begin what I'm sure will be one of my Favorite weekly offerings..

I present to you,the First in a series...HAIKU 5-7-5 by The FunkyFanny...

• Barack Obama
• Your grace and class make me smile
• The sun shines so bright

• Instead of a Dog
  
• Add a Llama to the Fam
• Llama Obama
  

the end.....

Go green...everybodys doin it....

Strollin thru BK..I saw this cutie patootie...When I asked the owner why the green mohawk??His response was "Oh,cuz he's an environmentalist"!!! PRICELESS!!!!

Reminization......

Let's get down to the gristle of who the FunkyFanny a.k.a the Vintage Wondergirl is...Part of who I am and what I do (Slang the Yummiest Vintage OF COURSSSSE!!!) is based on some pretty dope memories of things like HipHop, Street Culture,Fashion, and Urban Living at its best ..So in the spirit of all of that goodness,I offer a peek into the contents of my twisted lil mind, with a new tidbit called Reminization...Rememberances of dope ISH past...


EMERALD CITY stand up!!!

One of the many reasons I love urban living.....

where else can u get a ponytail for $1.99.....unbeweavable...

Joanie....Have you seen Margaret?!?

I was strollin thru my hood today and I overheard somebody yell "Joanie...Have you seen Margaret?"..

And of course my mind was instantly takin back to childhood memories of one of my FAV books...

BIG UP!!! to Judy Blume for makin a difference in my otherwise super hectic 6th grade experience...

AnnaAnnaAnna...the sculpting world is HELLA LUCKY!!!!!

So......My beloved AnnaAnnaAnna is movin on to bigger and more sculptor-y things...We bid her adieu and wish her LOADS of success in taking over the world.....BIG BROOKLYN HUGS always mamacita...

The essence of cool......

Just what in the H-E-double hockey sticks is goin on?!?!?!?...

First The MacMan now Sir Isaac Hayes...

At FunkyFanny's, we like to honor lost ones with poignant memories of their greatness..

For all of the FierceFanny's who know the bizness...here's a lil piece of magic and for the "younger" Fanny's peep the swagger and gear of A BAD MUTHA..SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!



And for the FeistyFanny's here's a lil tidbit for you...Sir Isaac as Chef..



As always...Team FunkyFanny sends our prayers and condolences to his family....

Rest in Peace Sir.................

I Aint Scared o' you M*thafuckas!!!!!!!

The old country folks say "The Lord takes the good ones first"..and who knows why what happens happens..But one thing for sure..We will surely miss you Bernie!!! As a born and raised Chi-town girl,you will always have a special place in my heart...SOOOOUTHSIIIIIIIDE!!!!

Fly gracefully playa and show em how to wear gators up there...I'll meet ya one day with a quarter white from Harold's :-)....

WHO U WIT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Anna Montana......

Sighhhhhhhhh....The time is coming soon..(Anybody got superpowers to stop time?!?) The celebration of Anna's next lifestep towards Super Sculptordom...Here's a few of my FAV pics of her in all her glory...enjoy..

rock dat grill gurl.................
slangin the goodness....
feliz cumpleaños.......

Get ya Queen Tut on...

Just finished watchin Wendy (if you gotta ask fuggetaboutit!!!)..HOW U DOIN?!?!?! and this lady stands up to "Ask Wendy" her most valued question..She commences to going ON and ON and ON about makin more $$ than her hubby and how he's insecure bcuz of it ,and blah blah blah, THEN.... She (The Chatty Kathy) mumbles sumthin bout a "GOLD LEAF FACIAL"..WELL daaahhlings, my SpaJunkie ears perked RIGHT UP!!!...Here's the lowdown on this FABULICIOUS treatment...

The face is covered in a sheet of 24 carat gold, in the hopes that it will absorb some of the precious metal’s properties.

Japanese firm Umo, who created the treatment, claims that by laying gold leaf onto the face, consumers can benefit from natural skin rejuvenation, firmer skin and a reduction in wrinkles.The shining gold face mask also provides a bright complexion, according to the company.

Well,I'll be damned..All these years I've been headin over to Mario Badescu to get my facials on and I coulda been meltin down Doorknockers and slatherin em on?!?Okayyyyy!!!Maybe that is a WEE bit ghetto of me?!?!

What's your Favorite spa treatment?

YUM-OLA!!!!!!!

I luuuuvvvvvv sweet treats...Any kinda treats really...Cookies,Cupcakes,Ice Cream, Brownies, Banana Now-n-Laters etc etc (Damn that made my mouth water)...So imagine my surprise when FunkyFanny Team member Katelyn brought these treats to work....yummmmmm...and yes..we DEMOLISHED them immediately..Thanks Kate... BIG HUGS..

Marty mar loves the kids......

One of my FAV chicas and FF client extraordinaire, Shyvonne, is part of an organization that's doin AMAZING things for underprivileged kids...And even though I'm missing their event AGAIN (AAARGGGGGH!!!!!!) I thought I'd pass along the yumminess...Stop by and get your No1sdoneitright on....

DE-LISHHHHHHHHH........

I'm just like alot of other folks...A wee bit suspect of Politics,but hopeful nonetheless..I dream the dream too,ya know..and with Obama closer than ever (YES WE CAN!!!!!)..I offer a peek into one of the most AMAZING displays of Patriotism I've ever tasted..Lovingly prepared by one of my FAV people and FF client,Roberta,the QUEEN of Deviled eggs and Rice Krispie treats.....Feast your eyes on deliciousness....