Nuthin to Worry About....

I don't know about you guys, but in my past life I think I was a "worry wart", ya know, one of those people that worry about this, and worry about that, and worry and worry and worry
(you get the picture).

Well, I've noticed that a lil bit of that worryin still creeps into my present life.
Not too much, but a lil here and there...And although I embrace it as part of human nature,
I realize more and more that worry just leads to more worry!
Like getting water on a Gremlin,once you start honey,its OVA..

After incessantly listenin to Bobby McFerrin's "Don't worry Be happy" over the years,I've claimed a brand new anthem of sorts..
One that makes me schoolgirl happy..One that starts my toes tappin,which turns to thigh slappin and moves on up to full "SHAKE IT, POP IT" status in record time...OWWWWWW!!!

Chicas and Dudes..I present to you my fav new song for Spring '09...

Courtesy of Peter,Bjorn,and John..a band of Swedes showin the indie rock scene how to keep the party goin..OOH!!and they formed their band in 1999..which means, we were brought together in sum weird cosmic kinda way via my other hubby Prince
(well..not really,but it sounds amazing no?!?)

Anyhoo..cop their new steez,Living Thing..u can thank me later :-)

tracktastically happy..

Your Fav Vintage Wondergirl,
The FunkyFanny

Peter Bjorn and John "Nothing To Worry About"

FunkyFanny's x Supermodels...

Well OF COURSE we love when Supermodel (but most importantly Supercutie patootie) Chanel Iman rocks our Fab chapeau and Future Supermodel Devyn rocks our belt in the new issue of Giant magazine..

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some
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www.funkyfannys.com

Reminization...Rememberances of dope ISH past

Once upon a time
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there lived a girl (me) in the faraway land of Chicago (southside to be exact)
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She loved to sing more than cherry fruit rollups and jacks
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She entered her schools talent show and won 1st place
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What did she wear you ask?
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Oversized Betty Boop sweatshirt,Pastel Pink stirrups,Lime Green and Royal Blue slouch socks,Crispy white skippy's(Keds)
Hair in a high side pony with a Lime Green scrunchie and of course oodles of neon rubber bracelets
...
What did she sing you ask?





and yes..she did the dance too

the end.

x and o
your Fav Vintage Wondergirl
TheFunkyFanny

LIFE IS SHORT..HAVE AN AFFAIR....

One question for ya ladies...WTF is goin on in the world???

I saw a commercial last night that showed a lady sitting at a restaurant,and a man walking in to meet her..He proceeds to sit down and does EVERYTHING (texted on the phone,picked his teeth, blew his nose etc.) other than hangin wit his boo..Then homeboy stands up,says "Happy Anniversary Honey" and DIPS..

WTF is that about you ask....

That my friends, is a commercial for AshleyMadison.com, a dating site for MARRIED folks looking to have affairs and single folks who wanna have it with them...I KNOW...IN-SANI-TY...

Now..by all means,if you wanna creep it out, I can't stop ya..I believe that whatchu do in the dark will come to light,but DAMN Ashley or Madison or whoever the hell you are..
Great way to capitalize offa what some folks are gonna do anyway hunh? but morally..
hmmm..not so much

Here's the scoop on ya girl AshMad..
You create a profile with all the pertinent info about yo cheatin ass...

Your Status

• Single Male
• Single Female
• Attached Male seeking Female
• Attached Female seeking Male
  

Your Limits

• Something Short Term
• Something Long Term
• Cyber Affair/Erotic Chat
• Whatever excites me
• Anything goes

You purchase credits that allow you to do a myriad of things like:
exchange private(explicit) photos,buy virtual gifts, and instant message..
Everything you need to getcha full Bill Clinton on..

In all my days,I have never heard of anything so cuhrazy.

But, for those who beg to differ, head on over to
Life is short so have an Affairland..
and Happy Cheating(until you get caught and sumbody's knee caps get busted off) ouch.


x and o
Your Fav Vintage Wondergirl
TheFunkyFanny

j'adore vintage ...

Because really,shouldn't a lady always have choices?

things that i need number 1.

self explanatory.

Even Señor Dude is over him....

About a year ago I found the most amazing toy for the resident FunkyFanny's mascot,
Señor Dude...

Sumthin filled with loads of catnip!!..Sumthin that he'd just LOVE to throw around,fling down the stairs,and ultimately DESTROY in his oh so frisky way!!

It was sumthin soooooo special that I knew that Inauguration Day would be the PERFECT time to bust it out for the Dudester,cuz of course,Kitties like to celebrate too...

After serious consideration(heavy sniffing and striking with the right paw),I decided to familiarize the penthouse of his kitty condo with his brand spankin new toy..


Aaaannnnnnnd......
in true Señor Dude form (peep the intense look of disgust)...he pushed it off as if to say..
"I wouldn't play with that Sh*t for all the catnip in the world"...




BWAHAHAHAH!!!!I love my cat!!!

BEAUTIFUL............

Very few times in my adult life have I been at a loss for words...Yesterday was one of those days...

I mean really..Are there really any words that can sum up how wonderful this moment is?..

I'm totally into "The Art of Word Combination" so AWESOMETASTIC, FANTABULOUS and YUMMILICIOUS are some of my favs..but even they fall short in descriptive measure..

A Beautiful First Family,A Beautiful Day for all to celebrate,and a Beautiful step towards Change..but one of the most beautiful things about it for me, is best summed up by this T-shirt I found on my last trip FunkyFannytizin' in Miami..



No More Bush....
NOW THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Happy Dr.King day....

Have a dream my darlings..Have a dream and dream big..Have a dream and dream big and be that dream..Have a dream and dream big and be that dream and live that dream..but now and always, never forget to dream..

Champagne wishes and Vintage dreams.....

Happy New Year Lovelies!!!!!!!

And what an AHH-MAAAAZIN (insert Southern Televangelist drawl) year it's gonna be...

FunkyFanny's will be givin you More Vintage...More Exclusive events...More glimpses into a day in the life of the FunkyFanny, and more give u whatchu need for all of you,you,and you too boo!!

Here's wishing you dreams bigger than you dared to dream and loads of bubbly to celebrate fabulous you..

Big Brooklyn Hugs to all...

TheFunkyFanny

FunkyFanny's is Missbehavin again..

The new Missbehave Mag is hot off the presses...and not only is the adorable "BigLove-in" Chloe Sevigny on the cover, but FunkyFanny's is lacin' designer Erin Magee,the force behind clothing line MadeMe.

FunkyFanny's green mesh football tee looks a-freakin-dorable alongside those suh-lammin

MadeMe leggings and  Cubannie Links jewels...YUMMINESS all around..

Shout out to 2 of my Fav chicas..photog Marley Kate  and stylist Rose Garcia for makin FF look so darn good yet again...

crazy week...

we'll be back soon..miss ya..luv ya..mean it..bye :-)

I Mean REALLY people!!!

I know that Holiday sales are SOOO exciting and getting that last Cabbage Patch,Wii Fit,or Fuzzy Leopard Slippers for $1.99 is unheard of...but REALLY!!!!!!!...Anytime folks are gettin trampled for a TV, I think we should all take a step back,remember the reason for the season, and take it down a thousand..GEESH!!!!!

R.I.P dear Walmart worker..

To all the people responsible..you should be DAMN ASHAMED of yourselves!!!!!!!!!I know a recession is amongst us and Dough is tight for us all,but DAMN...it aint worth a life..

Ok..please continue on with your holiday shopping whilst playing nice..

As appalled as appalled can be,

-TheFunkyFanny

Great Space Coaster..Where art thou?

"It's the Great Space coaster..get on board..on the Great Space Coaster......Get on board..step inside..soarin for a magic ride..."

Oh Great Space Coaster ,why'd you leave me???..With your Banana lovin Goriddle Gorilla,Knock Knock and her fuzzy pink mane, and Super Swifty Speed Reader..

And OF COURSE,a walk down GSC lane will never be complete without a nod to the ever so incomparable wildebeesty Gary Gnu, and his No Gnews is Good Gnews show..

We miss ya and will "Gnever" forget ya....Big "GNew York" hugs..~The FunkyFanny :-)

The President and First Lady.

I too..like many others am speechless..

So instead of getting carried away with a long drawn out commentary on WHY this moment is so life-changing,exciting,unbelievable,monumental,and dope as hell..I thought I'd officially begin what I'm sure will be one of my Favorite weekly offerings..

I present to you,the First in a series...HAIKU 5-7-5 by The FunkyFanny...

• Barack Obama
• Your grace and class make me smile
• The sun shines so bright

• Instead of a Dog
  
• Add a Llama to the Fam
• Llama Obama
  

the end.....