things that i need number 1.

self explanatory.

Even Señor Dude is over him....

About a year ago I found the most amazing toy for the resident FunkyFanny's mascot,
Señor Dude...

Sumthin filled with loads of catnip!!..Sumthin that he'd just LOVE to throw around,fling down the stairs,and ultimately DESTROY in his oh so frisky way!!

It was sumthin soooooo special that I knew that Inauguration Day would be the PERFECT time to bust it out for the Dudester,cuz of course,Kitties like to celebrate too...

After serious consideration(heavy sniffing and striking with the right paw),I decided to familiarize the penthouse of his kitty condo with his brand spankin new toy..


Aaaannnnnnnd......
in true Señor Dude form (peep the intense look of disgust)...he pushed it off as if to say..
"I wouldn't play with that Sh*t for all the catnip in the world"...




BWAHAHAHAH!!!!I love my cat!!!

BEAUTIFUL............

Very few times in my adult life have I been at a loss for words...Yesterday was one of those days...

I mean really..Are there really any words that can sum up how wonderful this moment is?..

I'm totally into "The Art of Word Combination" so AWESOMETASTIC, FANTABULOUS and YUMMILICIOUS are some of my favs..but even they fall short in descriptive measure..

A Beautiful First Family,A Beautiful Day for all to celebrate,and a Beautiful step towards Change..but one of the most beautiful things about it for me, is best summed up by this T-shirt I found on my last trip FunkyFannytizin' in Miami..



No More Bush....
NOW THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Happy Dr.King day....

Have a dream my darlings..Have a dream and dream big..Have a dream and dream big and be that dream..Have a dream and dream big and be that dream and live that dream..but now and always, never forget to dream..

Champagne wishes and Vintage dreams.....

Happy New Year Lovelies!!!!!!!

And what an AHH-MAAAAZIN (insert Southern Televangelist drawl) year it's gonna be...

FunkyFanny's will be givin you More Vintage...More Exclusive events...More glimpses into a day in the life of the FunkyFanny, and more give u whatchu need for all of you,you,and you too boo!!

Here's wishing you dreams bigger than you dared to dream and loads of bubbly to celebrate fabulous you..

Big Brooklyn Hugs to all...

TheFunkyFanny

FunkyFanny's is Missbehavin again..

The new Missbehave Mag is hot off the presses...and not only is the adorable "BigLove-in" Chloe Sevigny on the cover, but FunkyFanny's is lacin' designer Erin Magee,the force behind clothing line MadeMe.

FunkyFanny's green mesh football tee looks a-freakin-dorable alongside those suh-lammin

MadeMe leggings and  Cubannie Links jewels...YUMMINESS all around..

Shout out to 2 of my Fav chicas..photog Marley Kate  and stylist Rose Garcia for makin FF look so darn good yet again...

crazy week...

we'll be back soon..miss ya..luv ya..mean it..bye :-)

I Mean REALLY people!!!

I know that Holiday sales are SOOO exciting and getting that last Cabbage Patch,Wii Fit,or Fuzzy Leopard Slippers for $1.99 is unheard of...but REALLY!!!!!!!...Anytime folks are gettin trampled for a TV, I think we should all take a step back,remember the reason for the season, and take it down a thousand..GEESH!!!!!

R.I.P dear Walmart worker..

To all the people responsible..you should be DAMN ASHAMED of yourselves!!!!!!!!!I know a recession is amongst us and Dough is tight for us all,but DAMN...it aint worth a life..

Ok..please continue on with your holiday shopping whilst playing nice..

As appalled as appalled can be,

-TheFunkyFanny

Great Space Coaster..Where art thou?

"It's the Great Space coaster..get on board..on the Great Space Coaster......Get on board..step inside..soarin for a magic ride..."

Oh Great Space Coaster ,why'd you leave me???..With your Banana lovin Goriddle Gorilla,Knock Knock and her fuzzy pink mane, and Super Swifty Speed Reader..

And OF COURSE,a walk down GSC lane will never be complete without a nod to the ever so incomparable wildebeesty Gary Gnu, and his No Gnews is Good Gnews show..

We miss ya and will "Gnever" forget ya....Big "GNew York" hugs..~The FunkyFanny :-)

The President and First Lady.

I too..like many others am speechless..

So instead of getting carried away with a long drawn out commentary on WHY this moment is so life-changing,exciting,unbelievable,monumental,and dope as hell..I thought I'd officially begin what I'm sure will be one of my Favorite weekly offerings..

I present to you,the First in a series...HAIKU 5-7-5 by The FunkyFanny...

• Barack Obama
• Your grace and class make me smile
• The sun shines so bright

• Instead of a Dog
  
• Add a Llama to the Fam
• Llama Obama
  

the end.....

Go green...everybodys doin it....

Strollin thru BK..I saw this cutie patootie...When I asked the owner why the green mohawk??His response was "Oh,cuz he's an environmentalist"!!! PRICELESS!!!!

Reminization......

Let's get down to the gristle of who the FunkyFanny a.k.a the Vintage Wondergirl is...Part of who I am and what I do (Slang the Yummiest Vintage OF COURSSSSE!!!) is based on some pretty dope memories of things like HipHop, Street Culture,Fashion, and Urban Living at its best ..So in the spirit of all of that goodness,I offer a peek into the contents of my twisted lil mind, with a new tidbit called Reminization...Rememberances of dope ISH past...


EMERALD CITY stand up!!!

One of the many reasons I love urban living.....

where else can u get a ponytail for $1.99.....unbeweavable...

Joanie....Have you seen Margaret?!?

I was strollin thru my hood today and I overheard somebody yell "Joanie...Have you seen Margaret?"..

And of course my mind was instantly takin back to childhood memories of one of my FAV books...

BIG UP!!! to Judy Blume for makin a difference in my otherwise super hectic 6th grade experience...

AnnaAnnaAnna...the sculpting world is HELLA LUCKY!!!!!

So......My beloved AnnaAnnaAnna is movin on to bigger and more sculptor-y things...We bid her adieu and wish her LOADS of success in taking over the world.....BIG BROOKLYN HUGS always mamacita...