FF and Qool DJ Marv PRESENT..H.I.M.

A New Year means New FF goodness!

 The kind that dreams are made of.

P-U-R-P-L-E  D-R-E-A-M-S!!

I could go on and on about why this is 

so near and dear to my heart, but I'll just say this..

 

 Download. Turn up your Speakers. Listen. Groove. Enjoy. Share. Repeat.

 

Funky Fanny's Vintage

and 

Qool DJ Marv

PRESENT

 Click here to listen and download H.I.M. 

 You Sexy

Are You Ready?

I Want To Be Your Fantasy 

Hey Lover Sugar

You’re Filthy Cute And Baby U Know It.

Votre Sourire Me Dit Que Nous Devrions Nous Parler

Gonna Show You What Your Hips Are Made For

Heck-A-Slammin'

On The Verge Of Bein' Obscene

You're Sheer Perfection

You Feel Like A Movie Star

C'mon Let's Have Some Fun

Hot!

All Of This And More Is For You

You're The Reason Why

Rich On Personality

Secret Neon Light

Wear What You Want To

Your Body's Like No Other

Love Will Conquer

The Prettiest Dress With Different Color Socks



Thanks to Qool DJ Marv for making dreams come true 
and Emily Siy for the perfectly purple artwork.

enjoy.

 The Vintage Wondergirl

 

A New Year and a Million Thank You's!

Happy 2011!!! 

 Enjoy Life.

Believe In You.

Dream Big.

Follow Your Dreams.

Smile More.

Live Well.

Laugh Often.

Love Everyday.

A Million Thank You's for your love and support now and always.

xoxo

Team Funky Fanny's

A Fanny Is Born!

On the morning of December 9, 2010
Team Funky Fanny's welcomed a new bundle of joy into the world

www.funkyfannys.com

and what a CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!!

A smorgasbord of delectable Vintage
from our loving arms to your hot bod...
Wherever in the world it may be parked!

Featuring exclusive items from Mickey Does Miami: A FF Looky Loo
and SOOOO much more!

Just in time to satisfy your holiday Vintage cravings

Enjoy 10% off at checkout with discount code:
FFLUVSYA
(Discount code ends December 31, 2010 at 11:59pm EST and must be used at time of purchase)

Shop, Tell A Friend, Enjoy.

xoxo!

Funky Fanny's Vintage

Claude Montana Returns!

Well, he wants to at least.



The 61 year old designer whom we spotlighted a few months back, has his eyes set on the fashion world again according to WWD.

His very last show was in 2002.

Click here to see our spotlight on this legendary man!

What do ya say, should The King of the shoulder pads make a comeback? I think so.

Bring it on Mr. Montana!

xoxo Ferocious Fanny

Fashion Term of the Day: Double Breasted

 Ever come across fashion related terms and not know what they mean?

Thanks to my inquisitive nature I always run to the dictionary, but some people just don't have the patience for all that.

So I am here to help, Ferocious Fanny to the rescue! I will be bringing you words and phrases that are used to describe different articles of clothing.

Today's term is Double Breasted.
Double Breasted is used to describe a style of Coat or Suit Jacket, even Blazers and Cardigans with two parallel rows of buttons on the front. It originated from jackets worn by Navy sailors in the early 1900's.

Throughout the 20th century, specifically 1930's to 1950's double breasted suit jackets were a staple in every man's wardrobe. Eventually women joined the bandwagon as well. Decades later from the 1980's to 1990's a double breasted revival was born.

This militant influenced outerwear isn't as popular as before, however it still remains a classic. Let's just say things have gotten way more casual over the years.

Next time you are out shopping and the tag says Double Breasted that's exactly what it means. We learn something new everyday don't we?

xoxo Ferocious Fanny

FF Field Trip: Sidewalk Catwalk Part 1!

Team Funky Fanny's took a Field Trip to strut down the Sidewalk Catwalk,

a public fashion event celebrating the NYC Fashion District.

We also enjoyed a nice lunch at Schnippers, famous for their comfort food!!

I'm talking jumbo burgers, golden french fries, and frothy milkshakes!!

Yum, Yum and Yummy!

We strolled down Broadway to the exhibit which featured over

30 different designers, adorning custom made Ralph Pucci mannequins (not related to designer Emilio Pucci), and each with their own unique twist and custom design.

Take a peek at some of the awesomeness Team FF encountered...

FYI: DO NOT touch the mannequins! Guards are on 24/hr patrol

FeistyFanny was just being...well you know FEISTY!!

Don't worry she kept her hands to herself...the entire time! haha

FIT students Christopher C. and Ariel P. made a contribution of their own...

paying homage to the Garment District that keeps our fashion world spinning!!

"Welcome to Fashion Ave"

Diane Von Furstenburg hand painted her mannequin with

her own rendition of the "cheetah print" by using a purple and black color-way.

and left an everlasting impression on me with the saying

"Love is Life...-Diane"

Whew!All that delicious fashion had us hungry for delicious LUNCH!
Pitstop at The Vintage Wondergirl's fav spot for DELISH Cookies n Cream Milkshakes!!

Bellies full and ready for more fashion pleaseeee!

Catherine Malandrino

went patriotic along with a few other designers who showed their love for

America by designing pieces inspired by the American Flag.

The Vintage Wondergirl and Foxy Fanny salute you too!

Carlos Falchi is known for using exotic skins on his famous handbags.

He covered his mannequin in snakeskin from HEAD to TOE

and little sayings like "Rock n Roll", "LOVE", and

"But I like it" inscribed on her skin!

This one has to be my favorite mannequin of them all because

it's fun, edgy, and artistically creative.

It wouldn't be classic Betsey Johnson if her mannequin didn't scream

Bright funky fun, flowers, and yumminess all around!!

Betsey's hot pink mannequin adorned with a platinum blonde wig, custom belt made for real flowers, and sharpie painted Gladiator sandals!

um WOW! Gotta Love her!!

"You get what you give"

Pictures of Betsey with her grandchildren!! XoXo

Our Team FF Field Trip was quite exciting! So much to see and take in....
Part 2 coming soon! Stay tuned!
Until then..

Go with some of your favorite ladies and see

"Sidewalk Catwalk" for yourselves!

There's plenty of tables and chairs for a nice afternoon lunch with the mannequins...haha

Peace/Love/Free Hugs

~FoxyFanny~

Funky Fanny's Tip of the Day..Virtual Vintage 101

If you're anything like this Fanny
the thought of window shopping VIRTUALLY for Vintage clothing
makes you cringe in your Contempo Casuals leopard bustier!
*clutches pearls*

If you can't tell
I'm personally of the "reach out and touch somebody"
(or rather someTHING in this case)
school of thought.
By no means am I denouncing the thrills that can be found in the virtual shopping world...
Feisty Fanny isn't THAT antiquated after all..

Besides, too few of us have the luxury, time or patience
to actually scour through aisles and racks upon racks of clothes,
on the hunt for that perfect
unbelievably MAGICAL vintage find!
(Leave that business to us here at Funky Fanny's...
it's a dirty, dirty job but SOMEBODY'S gotta do it!)
I digress...

Onward to the task at hand...
Shopping for vintage online!
Here are a few helpful tips I've found make my online perusing less terrifying:

• DO YOU MEASURE UP?

• When dealing with a garment you can't physically feel or try on, your best ally is a keen attention to detail...mainly measurements.

• Sites that provide the most detailed descriptions on a garment are your best bet

• Measurements to pay special attention to:

     Bust..Waist..Hips..Shoulder..Inseam..Arm

• SIZE DOES MATTER!

• Sizing charts have changed throughout the years. It's important to be aware and careful when dealing with the size listed on vintage items.

• An Yves Saint Laurent dress circa the 1970's in a size 12 will be a smaller cut and fit than today's equivalent of the same size,some where near a modern 6/8 even! Blame it on vanity sizing or evolution, we're just built bigger nowadays!

• IMAGE IS EVERYTHING!

• A site worth its weight in vintage will provide a smorgasbord of images of their wears.

• You want to ensure there are close up pictures of the item and shots from varying angles.

• A clothing item on a human form helps to provide you with a visual on the fit and fall of a particular item,although not necessary,it sure does seem to help!

• WHATCHA GOT THERE?

• Take a peek in your closet. Whip out that trusty measuring tape, compare site measurements to some of your favorite pieces currently holding court a mere inches away from you. Chances are if you can get them to match up as close as possible...you've got yourself a winner doll!

• WHO'S THAT GIRL?

• Are you a trendy, of the moment kind of gal who knows what's hot and fills up her closet with copious amounts of the latest trends?

• Or maybe you're that educated consumer who makes thoughtful purchases based on your current wardrobe and how well new items will work within it?

•  And my personal favorite - the impulse buyer! Do you buy regardless of season, price or style simply because YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT?

• Regardless of where you fall along this shopping spectrum, knowledge of self will take you a long way in your decision making process and will undoubtedly yield that perfect addition to your wardrobe.

I'm keeping my eyes peeled for more online shopping tips to share
But for now, keep using those fingers to virtual shop til' you drop!!!

Spunky Til I Die,
FeistyFanny

Funky Fanny's Tip of the day: Thriftin' 101

These days being Foxylicious and spreading free hugs comes easy to a gal like me...

So I've invested time in other awesomeness!

Like learning how to be a

* thriftin' vintage junky queen!! Say that 5x's real fast * ;-)

From thrift stores, vintage boutiques,

and my personal favorite flea markets!!

I'll give you a few tips on how to make it through all that wonderful vintage

in one piece, find a treat, and not go broke!

1. Shop with a budget! Or have an idea of how much you'd like to spend, because you don't want to regret it later!

I often limit myself to 5 pieces of vintage each shopping trip.

Keep in mind: Thrift with the intentions that you will wear your vintage again and again because most places don't do returns or exchanges.

2. Check condition of vintage! No matter the price you should check every vintage item for damage.

This is important because you want to make sure you're getting good quality for the price you're paying.

The worst is buying a piece to find out it has severe damage and you can't return it!

It prohibits you from wearing said killer piece and that my friends is the pits!

Clothing: Check seams for holes and tears.

Any stain damage especially around underarm area, missing buttons, and zippers.

Shoes: Analyze for peeling, missing heel and taps.

Bend the shoe to make sure it's sole is secure and not cracking.

You don't want your shoes to snap, crackle and pop!

Purses: Test strap durability and any hardware damage, scuff marks, and general wear 'n tear.

Jewelry: Analyze the clasps are secure and for any designer markings.

You never know it might be an authentic Anne Klein, Chanel or Weiss piece!

Could be worth some money honey!!

* On a side note bring Hand Sanitizer or wash your hands after thriftin'

It can be a messy job but don't be afraid to roll your sleeves up and dig deep into those racks of clothing!

It's all for love in the vintage game! *

3. Research Vintage Boutiques and Thrift stores.

The Internet has an unlimited amount of information on vintage.

If you love vintage then visit your local thrift stores, boutiques

and find vintage pop up shops!

Goodies are often found in the most obscure places!

4. Flea Markets!! I attend flea markets on the regular!

Mainly for the wonderful experience and great finds. You never know what amazing "junk" you can find while at the Flea. Most are held outdoors, so you get to enjoy the fresh air!

Prices are reasonable and not to mention all the wonderful food you can indulge in!!

You can always find something that you're looking for, or just enjoy a cheap thrill!

*One time I found a mini disco ball for a $1!!

I Stopped right in my tracks and had an E.D.P.!! (Emergency Dance Party)*

This Fanny has tips, dips, tricks and stories for days!!

Till next time

XoXo

~Foxy Fanny~

Source Magazine March 2010

We got so much style we should be down with

The Stylistics....

The Funky Fanny's served up major vintage styles for the

March 2010 Source Magazine issue!

Check out the goodies!!

Vintage Cazal Sunglasses ($225)

Vintage Cream Buttoned Bustier (sold)

Vintage Picasso Bomber Jacket ($78)

 Vintage Metallic disco headband (sold)

Big FF hugs to one of our Fav Fanny's

Michelle Ten of Missfit Styles for making it happen!!

For all inquiries on Funky Fanny's merchandise

please feel free to contact us at

getit@funkyfannys.com

~FoxyFanny~

Reminization: House Party

House Party is 20 years old
WOW!

My how time flies when you're having fun
and fun was the main ingredient that rap duo Kid n' Play
brought to rap music in the early 1990s

They provided a "Sweet and Low" option
to the hardcore gangster lyrics coming from the west coast

This classic flick ushered in a time to let loose...
hang out with your friends...
train your hair to soar to new heights - defying the laws of gravity
wear your finest, boldest, most colorful of threads
and most importantly
DANCE...DANCE I SAID!!!

Right there in the middle of a good ole house jammy jam
You danced your troubles, beefs, insecurities, fears
and even curfews away!

20 years later their syncopated footwork still has the power to get us on the floor
following along to those signature moves

Press play on this clip for a taste of nostalgia
Go on, get down...
You can do it!
And kick...now step...
SWITCH!


Spunky Til I Die,
FeistyFanny

Mickey Does Miami::Behind The Scenes

We'd like to start by saying

YALL ROCK SOOOOO HARD!!

Thank you all for the love on our S/S 2010 Looky Loo!

We had a blast working on it and in true FF spirit it was funtimes from start to finish!

It's a wrap!

Big "Mickey Did Miami " Hugs

The Vintage Wondergirl

REMINIZATION:Schlemeel,Schlemazel,Hasenfeffer incorporated.

Team FF is Dreamin' Big and cookin up some yummy things for Spring.

Can't wait to share them!

Just a reminder..Do it your way!

Dream Bigger than you ever imagined

Ya never know..your dreams may just come true!

Big "Doin it your way" Hugs

 The Vintage Wondergirl

Reminization: Twistable Turnable Man

Spring is here..Rainy days happen.

Enjoy this yumminess in times of need.

Twistable Turnable Man

 He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.
He can crawl in your pocket or fit your locket
Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,
Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller,
Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller,
Yes he can, course he can,
He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Shrinkable Man.
And he lives a passable life
With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable
Pullable Tugable Wife.
And they have two twistable kids
Who bend up the way that they did.
And they turn and they stretch
Just as much as they can
For this Bendable Foldable
Do-what-you're-toldable
Easily moldable
Buy-what you're-soldable
Washable Mendable
Highly Dependable
Buyable Saleable
Always available
Bounceable Shakeable
Almost unbreakable
Twistable Turnable Man.

xoxo

The Vintage Wondergirl

FunkyFanny's Spring/Summer 2010 LookyLoo

We are SuperExcited to present 

our Spring/Summer 2010 LookyLoo:
MICKEY DOES MIAMI 

   The Inspiration

Mickey's iconic ears have resurfaced in fashion in a big way, and we couldn't be more thrilled. We've been obsessed with all things Mickey since we were tiny Vintage Wondergirls,and what better way to showcase our love of
Vintage and Mickey than our S/S LookyLoo.

We've always been inspired by Mickey's classic colors, and vamped them up Funky Fanny's style, fusing them with vibrant electrics against a Miami backdrop.
This isn't your old Mouseketeer, and we're not your average Vintage brand!

click images for maximum pleasure 

All of the pieces featured in the Looky Loo will be available for purchase on the new site, www.funkyfannys.com , which launches in Spring 2010.
The site will be home to delicious Vintage for ladies of all walks of life. We offer a broad spectrum of goods, from Trendsetting pieces to Classic Era Vintage and everything in between.
Seriously ladies, we've got it all!
If you love color, exclusive and quality Vintage, you'll love Funky Fanny's!

We're the perfect blend of taking our hustle seriously while having fun with fashion.
We take on life with a wink, and live by our motto:
When you look good, you feel better, and when you feel good, you look even better!

FunkyFanny's Tip of the Day..Vintage Leather

At FunkyFanny's we treat our vintage with the utmost R.E.S.P.E.C.T!

We take pride in knowing that we're passing along

an amazing piece that will continue to last.

With that also comes sharing some tricks of the trade so you can upkeep your fabulous pieces long after they've left our pretty lil hands.

Leather is one of the most versatile fabrics known to man.

It can be used to make just about anything..clothing, shoes, purses, belts,accessories and more.

Naturally, over time like anything "used alot" some vintage leather begins to appear 'worn in'. There may be some fading,scuff marks,peeling from everyday wear and tear,or damage from unsuitable upkeep.

And since we take pride in knowing how to treat and care for our vintage goodies

Here are a few of our fav ways to save the day:

1. Do not store leather in dry and humid conditions.

This can lead to discoloration and water damage staining.

2. Always use a soft cloth to clean any leather.

Make sure to remove the dirt to make it shine it's natural color.

3. Try using some Pecard dressing; it's made especially for leather goods.

If not some good ol saddle wax will work, making sure to clean in circular motions.

4. After a good cleaning you can now condition your vintage leather piece with mink oil.

This makes it less prone to damage and leaves your fab leather piece with a nice shine.

5. Polishing leather is good to cover scuffs or any other damage that may have occured over time.

6. We recommend not to machine wash or dry your vintage leather

because it can cause damage beyond repair.

7. Storing vintage leather is an important part of the upkeep.

Make sure to store away from sunlight to prevent the skin from cracking or peeling

and stuff the sleeves with tissue to keep the natural form.

8. If you feel like staying true to the statement "better safe than sorry" try a Dry Cleaning method (someone you trust to take care of your items just as you would your other vintage goodies.)

These are just a few simple and effective ways to keep your vintage leather looking tight!
Try em out and let us know what you think.

Peace/Love/and Free Hugs

*FoxyFanny*